deep throat

deep throat, originally uploaded by John Barleycorn.

Today I met Fiskis own Deep Throat in his favourite secret place at Holmen and got some serious info about the state of Fiskis. So put your seat belts on and listen...

-There's a war going on between the Somalis and the Turks in Fiskis. One Somali was stupid enough to stab a well known and well connected Turk with a knife. Bad move! Now the Turks want revenge.
-Youth gangs in Fiskis totally demolished a police car. What did the police do? Well, they called a Mr E in Fiskis and asked him to speak with the kids and ask them why they did it... really impressive police work...
-The most well-known hobo in Fiskis is in deep shit. He has managed to annoy almost everyone. In local media they write that he has assaulted a fourteen year old girl. That's not the whole trouth. The girl was part of a youth gang that harassed him. Five times this summer Mr Hobo has been beaten up by the youth gangs. And since the time Mr Hobo drove his car through the window at the local pub no-one really cares. Now people start to doubt that he will survive the summer if he persists to stay in Fiskis.
-Salvan has been filed for bankruptcy. The owners celebrated that by totally smash the place to pieces after taking away everything of value. Now I have to go to Eastside for my beers. I also have to look out for Mr Hobo so he don't run through the window with his big old Hobo truck again.

Damn - Deep Throat really knows the good stuff! Fiskis rules!